Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.

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I did not feel sorry for my husband who worked every day and night last week. I think he should work day and night every week because I like not getting sleep because he's not there. I don't think it is ridiculous that I have become so dependant upon him that I can't even sleep without him there. And, I could care less about the pay check that he got for working overtime. No, Not Me!

NO, Not Me! I most certainly did not enjoy my weekend visitor, Cousin Katherine. She could possibly be the most uncool person I have ever met. I would not like it if she moved here, not at all. I was fairly displeased that she had to tag along with us this weekend and we had to take her to a cool restaurant that happens to not be my favorite and out for a glass of wine at a terrible place. Nope, wish she would have just stayed her rear in NW ARK. And, I think it's ridiculous that we share the same name.

I have not been secretly hoping to make friends with our neighbors who, from afar, seem pretty cool. No, Not Me! We, some friends and my rested husband, did not somewhat invite ourselves over to their party on Saturday night. Nope, not us. We did not take full advantage of their slip n' slide. I had the most boring night I've had in a long time. And, I'm not at all happy that we finally met our neighbors and I do not hope that we can hang out again. Nope, not me.

Patty, the neighbor.

I haven't had that much fun in a looooong time!

After several tubes busted, J brought out the big boy!

Twinks.

Great family fun. haha

Katherine and I in mid-air!

Long, fun night at the Wood house.

J and I waiting our turn!

THE TURTLE LIVES!

After our wild slip n' slide shenanigans on Saturday night, I was not whipped all day yesterday. I most defiantly did not go to bed at 8:30, perhaps before the sun had even gone to bed....

annnnnd, it's monday - again.